Solo Adventures in Jersey (days 4 and 5)

This morning I got up and organised for another adventure with Leilah and Tallulah.

I walked (hobbled) down to the outdoor swimming pool where Leilah’s husband Rob picked me up and dropped us at the underground German war hospital and tunnels.

The tunnels and hospital were fascinating and told the story of how they came about in the Second World War.

One of the many stretchers used

The hospital

One of the many tunnels

The part that shocked me most was habitants were given 24 hours to decide if they would like to stay in Jersey or leave for England.

As it was an interactive experience I pushed the button to stay and the results in the next room showed that even now it would be a 50/50 result.

Winston Churchill also had a few statements that I photographed…

Followed by this one the following year…

Hmmm…

After a fantastic time down in the tunnels we enjoyed a lovely iced cider (only pint I consumed in Jersey believe it or not!) and a light lunch before a wee wander back down to the coast and along to St Aubin.

Only pint I had in Jersey!

From St Aubin I jumped on the bus back to the ports at St Helier where I found the ferry heading to Elizabeth Castle was about to depart so I quickly jumped aboard.

The ferry was a truck which drives in the sea and it took about 10 minutes to reach the castle. Arriving on the castle grounds I headed up to the highest point to be met with some incredible panoramic views.

The ferry!


Views from the top of Elizabeth Castle

As I slowly made my way back down, visiting the many displays on offer I had the chance to watch a musket (muzzle-loaded, smoothbore long gun that appeared in early 16th century Europe, at first as a heavier variant of the arquebus, capable of penetrating heavy armour) being fired..

I awaited the ferry for a lift back to the mainland. Despite there being a walkway which appears when the sea is out I opted for comfort rather than a hobble back!

On dry land I wandered back to my room via the shop for some dinner.

My evening was pretty boring due to not being able to walk one more mile! But I got packed up for heading home the next day, had dinner and chilled out watched a bit of tv before bed.

The next morning Leilah, bless her, picked me up and took me to the airport where I didn’t spend much time before my flight was ready to return me to Edinburgh.

My flight took me over Innerleithen and I got a fantastic view of the Forth Bridges on my descent.

View of the Forth Bridges

This concludes my trip to Jersey, a place I thoroughly recommend to anyone who enjoys wandering, history, blue sea, golden sand and a very chilled out time!

Til my next adventures…

Peace out!

Snuz 😁

Solo Adventures in Jersey (day 3)

Another sunny morning. I was meeting Leilah this morning, sister of a friend from home.

I wandered round to Howard Davis Park where we met along with her daughter Tallulah, only 5 months old.

Tallulah rocking her new hat and hiding from the sunshine!

We set off on a Wee walk (which wasn’t so wee by the end of the day!), down to the piers and along the coast to St Aubin, stopping for an ice cream along the way. One of us had much more raspberry sauce that the ice cream could handle!!

We watched the racehorses practicing on the beach for their upcoming season and the ferry in the distance that connects France, Guernsey and England with Jersey.

Racehorses on the beach

After a Wee Costa stop in St Aubin we headed along an old railway trail past St Brelade and out to the lighthouse at Corbiere.

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Corbiere Lighthouse

From here we backtracked along the railway path to collect Leilah’s other 2 from school, and proceeded to the Elephant park, named that due to there being an elephant slide there!

After more ice cream I parted company and jumped on the bus back to St Helier, not taking into consideration that there is such a thing as rush hour traffic on the island!

As I stepped off the bus I was chatting to a lovely lady who had just flown in from Ireland. She was here on her own so we decided to head for something to eat together.

We walked through the tunnel, holding our breath as much as possible as it wasn’t very well ventilated and full of traffic. From there we continued round the coast to the outdoor swimming pool where I waited on her checking into her accommodation.

The tunnel

A few doors down was a quaint wee Portuguese restaurant where we dined and blethered. Not being adventurous I opted for the safe option of spaghetti Bolognese!

After tea We dipped our feet in the sea and wandered back around the coast to the docks just missing the sunset. Then from town we headed out to Howard Davis Park and parted company.

After having walked over 25km in the glorious sunshine I nursed my many blisters and crashed out!

A Body’s day in SARDA Scotland

First of all SARDA is the Search and Rescue Dogs Association (voluntary service called out to assist Mountain Rescue and the Police)

Secondly a body is just that.

Here is a day in the life of a body:

After a good sleep, despite some random rhythmic snoring which I found actually quite dainty and relaxing!, all dog handlers and bodies were up and about organising packed lunches for their day ahead on the hill and ensuring breakfast was had.

The weather was looking promising so I stuck on a base layer, t shirt and lightweight jacket along with shorts and heavier walking trousers on the bottom half. Thick socks, summer boots and gaiters also ready for action this sunny but slightly windy morning.

We were all ready to depart about 9am from Kincraig village hall where we had slept last night on our mats and camp beds.
A short drive later we arrived at Cairngorm Ski Centre where we had a quick team photo and ensured all our radios were fully charged and on the SARDA channel.

Two assessors and 2 bodies headed off into each area. The assessors set the boundaries for their area and decide where is best for the bodies to hide on the hillside. The boundaries and hiding places are based on the terrain, wind speed and direction and weather.

Being a body I set off into the area to my designated spot. The ground was very uneven with large clumps of heather and many pools of water.
I carry a roll mat, bivi bag, sleeping bag, food and drink and my personal first aid kit in my large rucksack along with my walking poles to help me over the tough terrain.

When I reached my destination I unrolled my mat, used my rucksack as a pillow, ditched my base layer and jacket and proceeded to cover myself in midge repellent!
Beautiful day for lying in a t-shirt on the stunning hillside!

I didn’t have long to take in the view before the first dog in to my area had located me.
Jib with handler Brian.

Jib enjoys tug of war and fetch so we played both on the hillside for a while before she headed off to find her next body.

Now was my chance to spin my mat round and reposition slightly to face the beaming sunshine!

Within twenty minutes the next dog was in to me. Kaniq with his handler Angus.

Kaniq also enjoys both tug of war and fetch. After several games of each with Angus and I he headed off to locate the next body in my area.

With a longer break in between dogs coming into my area (can hear on the radio who’s coming in next) I took in the scenery, did a bit of sunbathing and had a bite to eat.

I heard the faint sound of bells coming bounding in.. Glash appeared, then disappeared, he was shuttling back and forth from his handler Paul.

Anytime I get a photo of Glash coming into to find me he looks really mean and vicious but really he’s very playful and is excited to get his toy as a reward for finding bodies.

All handlers carry their own dog’s special toy into each area. They range from small and large kongs to plastic donuts and rubber chickens!

Glash has a large kong which was now totally covered in slevers. We played many games before he headed off to find Kate (the other body in my area).

Next up is a pup in training called Corrie. I’ve been instructed to fully wind him up to bark loads when he finds me. Mission accepted!

Corrie came racing towards me, jumping all over me barking his head off, hardly needed wound up! He’s a cheeky wee dog, full of beans. It was quite an energetic play time. His handler Mike has had search dogs before. Corrie is his fourth. Mike was telling me this was Corrie’s first blind area to search. I feel privileged.

At puppy school the training consists of the pup watching the body run away squeaking their favourite toy so when let loose they chase down the body for their toy and are rewarded with play time. It develops onto larger areas and hidden dips within the areas. After that the body is fully hidden so it turns into a game of hide and seek.

The breeze dropped so the sun was super warm and the midges were swarming around. Luckily they don’t like me that much!

Next up was Bodie with handler Kate who have both recently passed their Novice Dog Assessment. Kate is a Ski Patroller at Glenshee and Bodie joins her everyday at work and is now on hand to assist if need be.
Bodie wasn’t really herself today, possibly because of the heat or due to her recent tablets she seemed to be uninterested despite my best efforts of winding her up!

They headed off the hill and I took a quick comfort break. I was getting to the stage where I’d wished there was sun cream in my bag! Normally we have snow and chilly winds when we visit the Cairngorms!

Next in was Glen with handler Innes. Glen has a new brightly coloured rope toy to play with. Glen and I played tug of war with him winning everytime! A quick drink and they were off to find Kate.

Oops must have dozed off in the heat! Woke up to Walter, a beautiful and well natured German shepherd, peering over me! His handler Tony soon appeared with Walter’s toy.
Nothing too energetic for Walter as he looked rather warm and when play time finished he went straight into a pool of water nearby.

Next in was Beck, a beautiful black faced collie with loads of energy. Her handler Fiona before saying hi suggested I get some sun cream on! I had white stripes where my sunglasses were sitting! Beck had a good loud bark whilst playing with her toy and she also finished with a quick dip in the local pool!

A couple of sandwiches later and Felix was in to see me. With lots of energy he played happily with his owner Alison whilst I smothered myself with the factor 50 that was kindly sent in for me!

Next in for a flying visit was Jess with handler Phil. Jess was lots of fun and energetic. I managed to throw her wee kong into a pool of wet mud so it was swiftly thrown into the pool of water after that!

The time is 4.15pm and there’s not many dogs left to visit me today.

Ha.. just realised my big radio has a flat battery so don’t have a clue what’s going on now! Just sitting tight for the next dog and handler to appear.

Thought they’d all gone home without me as I couldn’t see anyone in the other two areas, however just then Torrin, a massive half German shepherd half golden retriever came bounding in licking all the sun cream off my face! Followed shortly afterwards by his handler Alasdair. Alasdair helped me to pack up as I threw Torrin’s ball on a rope about the hillside.

It was time to head off the hill back to the carpark.

The rest of the evening will be spent eating, drinking and blethering, most likely in the local pub along the road from the village hall, so not much of a story from here on!

I honestly can’t remember the last SARDA weekend where I could lie out on top of my bivi bag catching some rays (and potentially getting sun burnt!!).

Over and out!

Body Snuz

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Solo Adventures in Jersey (day 2)

I woke early to the bright sunshine peeking in through the curtains. I had slept pretty well and felt full of energy despite being a year older! I opened my cards, had a wee chocolate filled brioche and got ready for my birthday day out!

I sauntered into town to buy my 3 day bus ticket, found out I had half an hour to spare before my bus was due to depart so went to the bakery in Liberation Square.

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I sat in Liberation Square admiring the statue with its 12 surrounding fountains. The fountains each represent a parish of the Island, and below is what is written on the plaque at the statue:

‘At this place on 9th May, 1945,
advance parties from the Royal Navy
and the British Army liberated Jersey
from nearly five years of occupation
by German forces. They and the return
of the British flag were greeted by
thousands of Islanders with intense relief,
joy and gratitude.

On the 50th Anniversary of that day,
the States and people of Jersey dedicate
this new Liberation square to commemorate
that historic event and all those whose
efforts and sacrifices made it possible.

This Sculpture by Philip Jackson F.R.S.S.
was commissioned by the Jersey Public
Sculpture Trust and unveiled by His
Royal Highness The Prince of Wales
on 9th May 1995′

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When I had finished my pain au chocolat, I went round the corner to the bus station to catch my bus. The journey was quite quick, the driver highly skilled in driving on narrow and twisty roads!

And my birthday party for one commenced…

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Upon arrival I was advised to head straight towards the gorillas as it was literally ‘feeding time at the zoo’ much to my amusement!!

There were 5 well behaved gorillas tucking into their lunch of celery, bananas and lettuce. The zoo keeper was doing well to tell the crowd all about the gorillas whilst the youngest and definitely cheekiest was having a ball, running up a grass banking and doing roly polys back down!

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Afterwards I headed away from the crowd, down towards a small pool and burn where I found a pat of flamingos. The sun shining on their bright and deep pink feathers allowed me to take a very colourful photograph of them.

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Next up was the very hard working gang of meerkats. I was easily amused as they stood on their hind legs and moved their heads side to side just like in the Compare the Meerkat adverts! Simples!! Heard that word being said several times during my visit to the meerkats!

How many meerkats can you spot?

From there I went through a door with a plastic slatted curtain to find the most colourful range of birds I had ever seen.

My most favourite of the birds was the Nicobar Pigeon from South Asia. It’s seemingly the closest living relative of the dodo!

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I continued to wander around the zoo slowly, enjoying the tranquil setting and the many species which were all out in the glorious sunshine.

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Not a cloud in the sky!

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Don’t look down!

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Tightrope Master

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Black Bear

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Meerkat Manor

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Very alert wee creatures

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Monkeying around

After many hours of wandering around the zoo I jumped on the bus back to St Helier, walked back to my air bnb room, got showered, changed and headed out for an evening stroll.

I wandered about for an hour or so then headed back with a pit stop at the Howard Davis park for a wee picnic dinner as the sun was setting.


There are 40 Commonwealth burials of the 1939-45 war here, 26 are unidentified sailors of the Royal Navy, the 12 named sailors are from H.M.S. Charybdis, sunk on 23rd October 1943 by enemy action. There is 1 Commonwealth burial of the 1914-18 war here. Uniquely, each of the graves is marked by an oak cross, specially cut by Jersey craftsmen, from an oak tree which was presented by Lady Stewart, a local woman who had lost her son in the First World War.

Again I was out for the count very quickly! All in all it was a fab day turning 32!

Solo Adventures in Jersey (day 1)

On an overcast Tuesday morning in April, I was up and out the door by 6am! After playing musical cars in my driveway I was on the road, heading for the big city! Arriving in Broomhouse I called my brother (might have woken him from a deep sleep!… it was only 7am!). I parked the van up for it’s holidays and wandered up to Johnboy’s flat, proceeding to wake up the rest of the household (which was okay as they had slightly overslept and were now quickly making their packed lunches and getting ready to head out the door!)

So after a quick blether I grabbed my big rucksack and headed along to the tram station at Saughton. I’d never been on the Edinburgh Trams until now and I must say it was pretty good. After only 15 minutes I arrived at the airport to an eerily quiet, large, free standing EDINBURGH sign, kinda like the Hollywood sign!

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I wandered inside and knew I was way too early to check in, so treated myself to a wee bacon roll and a hot chocolate whist partaking in people watching!

After a while I headed to the check in desks where I was greeted by many machines with scales and DIY attitudes! So with my bag on the scales, boarding pass scanned and passport in hand I successfully checked my rucksack in on the computer screen, to then be chased by a member of staff who told me that my bag was to be put at the oversized conveyor belt!! Cheeky!! My rucksack was way smaller than most suitcases I’d seen that morning, and a lot lighter than the recommended 15kg!

Anyway, off I went, breezed my way through security, found a seat in the middle of the ‘shopping centre’ and read the free Metro newspaper that I’d picked up on the tram!

After about half an hour I decided to have an obligatory pint!!

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PING went my phone… I didn’t know that the Easyjet app tells you when and which gate to head to for departure! Within minutes of arriving at the gate we were boarding the plane and heading to Jersey!

Just before take-off I was moved forward a row to a seat with extra leg room and an emergency door which I was briefed on how to operate if need be. The shortest legs and the largest leg room!!!

The take-off was perfect, the plane wobbled a bit going up through the thick Edinburgh cloud and by the time we were above the cloud in the bright blue sky the food trolley appeared… I was in my element… 2 of my favourite things on the menu…

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By the time I’d had my soup and cider we were descending, getting a good view of Guernsey on route. The plane arrived ahead of schedule despite departing 10 minutes late.

Jersey’s airport is very small. My rucksack appeared quickly. I grabbed it, headed through security, and headed for the exit, spotting my bus in the distance.

The bus journey seemed to take ages to arrive in St Helier, however it was a beautiful day, the sun was shining and the countryside we drove through was definitely worth it.

I got off the bus at the main square in St Helier where there just happened to be an ice cream stall waving at me!

One mint choc chip ice cream later I started to wander about the town, enjoying watching the boats come and go in the many docks.

I sat by the Freedom Tree listening to the sea and looking out to Elizabeth Castle for a while, knowing that I wasn’t able to get into my accommodation until 5.30pm.

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The weather was fantastic, high 20’s, hardly a cloud in the sky. I walked along the coast passing Elizabeth Marina, Albert Pier, Old Harbour, Engish Harbour, French Harbour, Victoria Harbour, the Power Station!, La Collette Gardens, Boulevart and the Outdoor Swimming Pool, before heading inland up to Howard Davis Park, where throughout my stay in Jersey I liked to sit and enjoy the peace and quiet!

Just after 5.30pm I met Steve (my Air bnb host) at the apartment.

My room was comfy, spacious and I had access to the kitchen and bathroom facilities and the TV when he was out!

I quickly grabbed a shower and headed back into town for food and to catch the sunset. I found many restaurants closed, the takeaways weren’t looking that appealing and I didn’t fancy walking into a pub for dinner on my own, so down by the harbour a Pizza Hut it was!

When I was full up on pizza and juice I walked along to the Freedom Tree and took some photos looking out to Elizabeth Castle with the sun setting in the distance.

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With the sun almost set for the night I headed back to my room via the Howard Davis Park, taking only 15 minutes, and I was out for the count in less than that when my head hit the pillow!